Welcome Home, Baby. Juan and Sloane
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Sloane Steel is a native of Boca Raton, Florida, home of the original Kyle by Alene Too (but it was just Alene Too when Sloane lived there.) Now Sloane "works" from home as a writer for a Latinx (that's the gender neutral term for Latino) millennial television network. She has almost no idea what she's doing but she's incredibly beautiful, super rich, and extremely thin...borderline dangerously thin. So thin that she's always getting promoted. So thin that she must always bring a light sweater with her no matter the weather. Isn't that adorable?!
Juan Torres-Falcon was born an 11-pound baby. He is an Afro-Cuban-American from Miami, Florida and he is so happy to here in this moment. From a very young age, he knew he was destined to always be the gayest person in the room. He currently lives in NYC and recently returned from touring our great nation with the musical Kinky Boots. He has enjoyed a wonderful life in the theatre. He is in the business of inflammatory language and has an opinion about absolutely everything. He also wants to remind you that he is not mad at you, he is in fact, however, mad at the dirt.